I burned sage, hoping an apostrophe might appear in the smoke. “No,” I sighed, “there is no hidden apostrophe here.” The White House Official Transcriber gave me a vengeful stare, and the Politico reporter cried.
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— Abigail Anthony (@abigailandwords) October 30, 2024